Comics, Punk & Porn

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released June 1, 2016

- Sergi Gallardo: Vocals / Guitar
- Pablo Gomez: Guitar/Backing Vocals
- Nest Pallarès: Bass/Backing Vocals
- Dídac Gascón: Drums/Backing Vocals

Recorded and mastered at Amplifire Studio by Carles Comas and Gerard Rigau

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Woodchuck Barcelona, Spain

Punk-Rock Band from Barcelona looking forward to have fun.

- Sergi Gallardo: Vocals / Guitar

- Pablo Gomez: Guitar/Backing Vocals

- Nest Pallarès: Bass/Backing Vocals

- Dídac Gascón: Drums/Backing Vocals
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Track Name: Where We're Going We Don't Need Roads
We are Woodchuck and we're sending you back to the future!

Come on Marty, get in the car
We're gonna be late to 1955
Your parents await you, your life is on your hands
We're back in time so here we go again.

The power of love is making you fade away
And no one but George is meant to conquer Lorraine
Be careful what you touch, cause this ain't a game
So take the guitar and make your parents dance.

Come on Marty, get in the car
We're gonna be late to 1955
Your parents await you, your life is on your hands
We're back in time so here we go again.

Your son is on trouble
He needs to behave
Your father has died and your mother's a bitch!
Just get in the car and fasten your seat belt
I made Jenni sleep cause she can make us fail.

Come on Marty just get int,
We're gonna be late to 2015
Your children await you, your life is on your hands,
We're forward in time so here we go again.

So here we are my friend
In the middle of wild west
Clint Eastwood is your name
Don't let them mess with it
That old and rusty train,
Is now a time machine
This time we'll work it hard
Cause Clara has stolen my heart

Come on Marty, get in the car
We're gonna be late to 1955
Your parents await you, your life is on your hands
We're back in time so here we go again.

Come on Marty just get in
We're gonna be late to 2015
Your children await you, your life is on your hands
We're forward in time so here we go again
Here we go again!
Here we go again!
Here we go again!
Track Name: Kicked Out
Didn't give a fuck
'bout maths and stuff like this it sucks
I was such a fool, they just kicked me out
Kicked out of school!

So
Here I am, living among the waste
Oh damn...
I think I wet myself again
But I don't care!

I just said!
I don't care!

Cause this city is my bath and the floor is my bed (my bed!)
Cause life is a bitch, when you live under the bridge (the bridge!).
Cause this city is my bath and the floor is my bed (my bed!)
Cause life is a bitch when you live under the bridge.

Let me step inside your home tonight
It's Christmas time!
It's cold outside!
Jump!

Cause this city is my bath and the floor is my bed (my bed!)
Cause life is a bitch, when you live under the bridge (the bridge).
Cause this city is my bath and the floor is my bed (my bed!)
Cause life is a bitch when you live under the bridge.
Track Name: Comics, Punk & Porn
It’s been snowing all night long
And now I can't go to work
Just three words describe my day:
Comics, punk and porn.

I’m so sick with temperature
I’m in bed, I have a cold
But this three things I can’t ignore
Comics, punk and porn.

Feel pain in my ears, feel pain in my eyes, feel pain in my cock..
But I can’t stop!

Winter morning all alone
there’s outside a heavy storm
you know what I’m about to do
Comics punk and porn

At the office, on my own
So sick and tired of this job
But no, I ain’t gonna stop
Comics, punk and porn

Feel pain in my ears, feel pain in my eyes, feel pain in my cock...
But I can’t stop!

Feel pain in my ears, feel pain in my eyes, feel pain in my cock...
But I can't stop...

Another Sunday afternoon
there’s nothing on the tube
no one’s texting me on my phone
Seems like I'm lonely in this world
Got no one to hang out with
I Just have...

Comics, Punk & Porn
Track Name: I Know What You Did Last Summer
I know what you did last summer

Hanging out, messing around,
drinking at the beach on a summer night,
peeing at the sea beneath a starry sky,
till the sun is back and starts to shine

Watching your favorite bands, playing at festivals
looking for some chicks unsuccessfully, damn!

I know what you did last summer
And now you’re waiting for a new summer to come
Winter’s too depressing for you

I know what you did last summer

Counting the days until the sun is back again
Today you’re black and blue,
but summertime will be back for you!
Track Name: Headbang Motherfucker!
Headbang as soon as you hear this chords
You motherfuckers!
Headbang as soon as you hear my voice
Wooo
Headbang till your neck can’t take no more
You fuckin’ faggots
Headbang as soon as you hear the wooo, wooo

Headbang motherfucker, headbang!
Track Name: Friends Of The Whole World
They are the ones I trust the most
No one could ever undo this knot
As long as I am still alive
I’m gonna be there by their side

The more that I need them
The more they will be there
This makes them different from the rest
I’ll reach your hand and
you will reach mine when
We are surrounded by hard times
I’ll never let you down

Friends of the whole world this is our song
Stay close to your family where you belong
Let’s rise our hands buddies and sing along
Friends of the whole world this is our song

Let you down, I’ll never let you down.

Friends of the whole world this is our song
Stay close to your family where you belong
Let’s rise our hands buddies and sing along
Friends of the whole world this is our song

Let you down, I’ll never let you down.
Track Name: Veggie Zombie Apocalypse
It was midnight when we crossed the cemetery gates
It was dark and it was cold and it was halloween
People shouted, people ran, they were out of control
Didn’t give a shit so we just sang this song:

We are the walkind dead
But we’re not looking for your brains
We have risen from the grave
And vegetables we’re gonna take.

This is a veggie zombie apocalypse
You better hide your onions and your leeks
This is a veggie zombie apocalypse
Nobody gets rid of our threat, no one’s getting rid

We love climbing up to the palm trees, picking coconuts
Then we get in the sea, cause we all love to surf

This is a veggie zombie apocalypse
You better hide your onions and your leeks
This is a veggie zombie apocalypse
Nobody gets rid of our threat,
no one’s getting rid

We are the walkind dead.
But we’re not looking for your brains.
We have risen from the grave.
And vegetables we’re gonna take.

WE ARE THE WALKING DEAD!
Track Name: Fucktory
Those who try to steal my work
Can go straight to suck a cock
Those who talk this shit bout me
Can swallow my dick.

Those who try to fuck our lives
Are messing with the wrong guys
That scumbag will rest
Six feet underground

You just give me inspiration
When my rage becomes motivation!

That's why this one goes for you

So long, fuck you!

Oh, let me introduce myself
I am woodchuck and I come from hell
...
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Fucktory!

Fuck you...
Track Name: Lips & Fingers
Be ready honey, cause tonight
I’m gonna make you yell
Like an animal
Play your cards right
and there will be fireworks in the sky
I’ll get into your sheets
And look for my treasure
Like a pirate

Cause I love when you’re down on your knees
And you love when I kiss your lips
And when I kiss your mouth too
I’m the happiest kid in the world
When you’re screaming asking for more
And I’m you’re little whore

I wanna touch you with my lips and fingers
I wanna feel you with my lips and fingers
I wanna wet my lips and fingers
I wanna make you mine

I wanna touch you with lips and fingers
I wanna feel you with my lips and fingers
My hands will be your crown
And you'll become the queen of my kingdom

I wanna touch you with my lips and fingers
I wanna feel you with my lips and fingers
I wanna wet my lips and fingers
I wanna make you mine

I wanna touch you with lips and fingers
I wanna feel you with my lips and fingers
I wanna wet my lips and fingers
I wanna make you mine
And you'll become the queen of my kingdom
My hands will be your crown
And you'll become the queen of my kingdom

Lips and fingers! (Hey, hey)
Lips and fingers! (Hey, hey)
Lips and fingers! (Hey, hey)
Lips and fingers! (Hey, hey)
Track Name: If A Woodchuck Could Chuck Wood
How much wood could a woodchuck chuck
If a woodchuck could chuck wood
As much wood as a woodchuck could
If a woodchuck could chuck wood

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck (chuck chuck)
If a woodchuck could chuck wood
As much wood as a woodchuck could (could could)
If a woodchuck could chuck wood...

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck
If a woodchuck could chuck wood
As much wood as a woodchuck could
If a woodchuck could chuck wood

HEY HEY HEY HEY!

How much Wood could a woodchuck chuck (chuck chuck)
If a woodchuck could chuck wood
As much wood as a woodchuck could (could could)
If a woodchuck could chuck wood

How much Wood could a woodchuck chuck (chuck chuck)
If a woodchuck could chuck wood
As much wood as a woodchuck could (could could)
If a woodchuck could chuck wood
Wood!
Track Name: 22 Seconds
22 seconds and just two chords
In 22 seconds we wrote this song
You know brevity’s the soul of wit
And if you disagree just suck my feet.
Track Name: Anthems Of Our Lives
I came from my FIRST DATE with a FAT LIP
SHE was kissin’ me all night
and she rose my SELF-ESTEEM
I was KING FOR A DAY
and today I’m a TIME BOMB
Cause I fell in love with the girl at THE ROCK SHOW

HIGH SCHOOL NEVER ENDS
And I'M still JUST A KID
and they told me YOU'RE GONNA GO FAR KID
Cause I’m not growing up, no, not now
I’m just BURNING OUT
And today they say that I’m IN TOO DEEP

I'm IN TOO DEEP!

I DON'T WANT TO GROW UP anymore
It MAKES NO DIFFERENCE
I JUST WANNA LIVE, LEAVE ME ALONE
SOME SAY that!
SOME SAY that I am a PRETTY FLY
I'm not GIVING up, I GIVE IT ALL

I GIVE IT ALL!
I GIVE IT ALL! Yeah!!

Turn on the RADIO, CALL YOUR FRIENDS
And sing the ANTHEMS of our life

Turn on the RADIO
And sing the ANTHEMS of our life
CALL YOUR FRIENDS and
Let’s FREAK OUT

HYBRID MOMENTS
That tell THE STORY OF MY LIFE
I won’t let it
FALL BACK DOWN

GENERATOR
Got something STICKIN' IN MY EYE
ONE LAST CARESS
ALL TORN DOWN

MOTIVATION
MY BRAIN IS HANGING UPSIDE DOWN
OVER MY HEAD
ROTTING OUT!

Anthems of our lives, Anthems of our lives (MY BRAIN IS HANGING UPSIDE DOWN)
Track Name: Russian Beers
‘Cause I saw you at the bar and I didn't know your name
Then I found out, now I don’t know your age
You gotta be mine come whatever may
‘cause the time is running out, I’m going Insane

‘Cause I saw you drinkin russian beers
You at the futbolín
‘Cause I saw you, then you looked at me
Drinkin russian beers

I saw you at the pub, I saw you downstairs
I wanted to die when I saw your pretty face
Girl, you will be mine, or I’ll fall from grace
‘cause the time is running out, I’m going Insane

‘Cause I saw you drinkin russian beers
You at the futbolín
‘Cause I saw you, then you looked at me
Drinkin russian beers (x2)


You drinkin russian beers
You at the futbolín
‘Cause I saw you, then you looked at me
Drinkin russian beers

‘Cause I saw you drinkin russian beers
‘Cause I saw you at the futbolin
‘Cause I saw you, then you looked at me
Drinkin russian beers


Drinkin’ fuckin’, Russian fuckin’ X2

Beers!
Track Name: Deck The Holiday
Deck the holidays with party
la la la la la la la la la

Whore, whore, whore!!!

Summertime at last is coming
I can feel the sweat go down my back
Outside the streets are boiling
You can fry an egg upon the ground

Classes are finally over
la la la la la la la la
Deck the holidays with party
la la la la la la la la la

Merry fuckin' summer!!!

Classes are finally Over
la la la la la la la la la la
Deck the holidays with party
la la la la la la la la la

Deck the holidays with party
la la la la la la la la la
Deck the holidays with party
la la la la la la la la la

Classes are finally Over
la la la la la la la la la la
Deck the holidays with party
la la la la la la la la la
Track Name: Can't Stop Melting
Every time I look at your eyes I just can see
an idyllic future where there’s just you and me
Cause I’m so motivated with this relationship
that nothing’s gonna make me stop dreaming this dream

Can’t stop melting every day!
When I see your smile, when you show me your teeth
my body starts to shake!
I can't stop melting everyday
Melting every day!
When you look at me, I just cannot breathe
Melting every day!

Baby, I can't help it, you’re so perfect for me
you’re driving me insane but I can deal with it
don’t you ever leave me, cause you’re a part of me
forever by your side I am meant to be

I'm melting every day!
When I see your smile, when you show me your teeth
my body starts to shake!
I can’t stop melting everyday
Melting every day!
When you look at me, I just cannot breathe
Melting every day!

How I miss you now that I’m lonely
On my bed, writing this things
So I express my love to my baby
With my heart, with my music