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Comics, Punk & Porn

by Woodchuck

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1.
Where We're Going We Don't Need Roads 02:49
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We are Woodchuck and we're sending you back to the future! Come on Marty, get in the car We're gonna be late to 1955 Your parents await you, your life is on your hands We're back in time so here we go again. The power of love is making you fade away And no one but George is meant to conquer Lorraine Be careful what you touch, cause this ain't a game So take the guitar and make your parents dance. Come on Marty, get in the car We're gonna be late to 1955 Your parents await you, your life is on your hands We're back in time so here we go again. Your son is on trouble He needs to behave Your father has died and your mother's a bitch! Just get in the car and fasten your seat belt I made Jenni sleep cause she can make us fail. Come on Marty just get int, We're gonna be late to 2015 Your children await you, your life is on your hands, We're forward in time so here we go again. So here we are my friend In the middle of wild west Clint Eastwood is your name Don't let them mess with it That old and rusty train, Is now a time machine This time we'll work it hard Cause Clara has stolen my heart Come on Marty, get in the car We're gonna be late to 1955 Your parents await you, your life is on your hands We're back in time so here we go again. Come on Marty just get in We're gonna be late to 2015 Your children await you, your life is on your hands We're forward in time so here we go again Here we go again! Here we go again! Here we go again!
2.
Kicked Out 03:10
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Didn't give a fuck 'bout maths and stuff like this it sucks I was such a fool, they just kicked me out Kicked out of school! So Here I am, living among the waste Oh damn... I think I wet myself again But I don't care! I just said! I don't care! Cause this city is my bath and the floor is my bed (my bed!) Cause life is a bitch, when you live under the bridge (the bridge!). Cause this city is my bath and the floor is my bed (my bed!) Cause life is a bitch when you live under the bridge. Let me step inside your home tonight It's Christmas time! It's cold outside! Jump! Cause this city is my bath and the floor is my bed (my bed!) Cause life is a bitch, when you live under the bridge (the bridge). Cause this city is my bath and the floor is my bed (my bed!) Cause life is a bitch when you live under the bridge.
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Comics, Punk & Porn 03:14
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It’s been snowing all night long And now I can't go to work Just three words describe my day: Comics, punk and porn. I’m so sick with temperature I’m in bed, I have a cold But this three things I can’t ignore Comics, punk and porn. Feel pain in my ears, feel pain in my eyes, feel pain in my cock.. But I can’t stop! Winter morning all alone there’s outside a heavy storm you know what I’m about to do Comics punk and porn At the office, on my own So sick and tired of this job But no, I ain’t gonna stop Comics, punk and porn Feel pain in my ears, feel pain in my eyes, feel pain in my cock... But I can’t stop! Feel pain in my ears, feel pain in my eyes, feel pain in my cock... But I can't stop... Another Sunday afternoon there’s nothing on the tube no one’s texting me on my phone Seems like I'm lonely in this world Got no one to hang out with I Just have... Comics, Punk & Porn
4.
I Know What You Did Last Summer 02:22
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I know what you did last summer Hanging out, messing around, drinking at the beach on a summer night, peeing at the sea beneath a starry sky, till the sun is back and starts to shine Watching your favorite bands, playing at festivals looking for some chicks unsuccessfully, damn! I know what you did last summer And now you’re waiting for a new summer to come Winter’s too depressing for you I know what you did last summer Counting the days until the sun is back again Today you’re black and blue, but summertime will be back for you!
5.
Headbang Motherfucker! 00:52
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Headbang as soon as you hear this chords You motherfuckers! Headbang as soon as you hear my voice Wooo Headbang till your neck can’t take no more You fuckin’ faggots Headbang as soon as you hear the wooo, wooo Headbang motherfucker, headbang!
6.
Friends Of The Whole World 03:25
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They are the ones I trust the most No one could ever undo this knot As long as I am still alive I’m gonna be there by their side The more that I need them The more they will be there This makes them different from the rest I’ll reach your hand and you will reach mine when We are surrounded by hard times I’ll never let you down Friends of the whole world this is our song Stay close to your family where you belong Let’s rise our hands buddies and sing along Friends of the whole world this is our song Let you down, I’ll never let you down. Friends of the whole world this is our song Stay close to your family where you belong Let’s rise our hands buddies and sing along Friends of the whole world this is our song Let you down, I’ll never let you down.
7.
Veggie Zombie Apocalypse 02:43
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It was midnight when we crossed the cemetery gates It was dark and it was cold and it was halloween People shouted, people ran, they were out of control Didn’t give a shit so we just sang this song: We are the walkind dead But we’re not looking for your brains We have risen from the grave And vegetables we’re gonna take. This is a veggie zombie apocalypse You better hide your onions and your leeks This is a veggie zombie apocalypse Nobody gets rid of our threat, no one’s getting rid We love climbing up to the palm trees, picking coconuts Then we get in the sea, cause we all love to surf This is a veggie zombie apocalypse You better hide your onions and your leeks This is a veggie zombie apocalypse Nobody gets rid of our threat, no one’s getting rid We are the walkind dead. But we’re not looking for your brains. We have risen from the grave. And vegetables we’re gonna take. WE ARE THE WALKING DEAD!
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Fucktory 02:12
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Those who try to steal my work Can go straight to suck a cock Those who talk this shit bout me Can swallow my dick. Those who try to fuck our lives Are messing with the wrong guys That scumbag will rest Six feet underground You just give me inspiration When my rage becomes motivation! That's why this one goes for you So long, fuck you! Oh, let me introduce myself I am woodchuck and I come from hell ... . Fucktory! Fuck you...
9.
Lips & Fingers 02:30
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Be ready honey, cause tonight I’m gonna make you yell Like an animal Play your cards right and there will be fireworks in the sky I’ll get into your sheets And look for my treasure Like a pirate Cause I love when you’re down on your knees And you love when I kiss your lips And when I kiss your mouth too I’m the happiest kid in the world When you’re screaming asking for more And I’m you’re little whore I wanna touch you with my lips and fingers I wanna feel you with my lips and fingers I wanna wet my lips and fingers I wanna make you mine I wanna touch you with lips and fingers I wanna feel you with my lips and fingers My hands will be your crown And you'll become the queen of my kingdom I wanna touch you with my lips and fingers I wanna feel you with my lips and fingers I wanna wet my lips and fingers I wanna make you mine I wanna touch you with lips and fingers I wanna feel you with my lips and fingers I wanna wet my lips and fingers I wanna make you mine And you'll become the queen of my kingdom My hands will be your crown And you'll become the queen of my kingdom Lips and fingers! (Hey, hey) Lips and fingers! (Hey, hey) Lips and fingers! (Hey, hey) Lips and fingers! (Hey, hey)
10.
If A Woodchuck Could Chuck Wood 01:51
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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck If a woodchuck could chuck wood As much wood as a woodchuck could If a woodchuck could chuck wood How much wood could a woodchuck chuck (chuck chuck) If a woodchuck could chuck wood As much wood as a woodchuck could (could could) If a woodchuck could chuck wood... How much wood could a woodchuck chuck If a woodchuck could chuck wood As much wood as a woodchuck could If a woodchuck could chuck wood HEY HEY HEY HEY! How much Wood could a woodchuck chuck (chuck chuck) If a woodchuck could chuck wood As much wood as a woodchuck could (could could) If a woodchuck could chuck wood How much Wood could a woodchuck chuck (chuck chuck) If a woodchuck could chuck wood As much wood as a woodchuck could (could could) If a woodchuck could chuck wood Wood!
11.
22 Seconds 00:21
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22 seconds and just two chords In 22 seconds we wrote this song You know brevity’s the soul of wit And if you disagree just suck my feet.
12.
Anthems Of Our Lives 03:03
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I came from my FIRST DATE with a FAT LIP SHE was kissin’ me all night and she rose my SELF-ESTEEM I was KING FOR A DAY and today I’m a TIME BOMB Cause I fell in love with the girl at THE ROCK SHOW HIGH SCHOOL NEVER ENDS And I'M still JUST A KID and they told me YOU'RE GONNA GO FAR KID Cause I’m not growing up, no, not now I’m just BURNING OUT And today they say that I’m IN TOO DEEP I'm IN TOO DEEP! I DON'T WANT TO GROW UP anymore It MAKES NO DIFFERENCE I JUST WANNA LIVE, LEAVE ME ALONE SOME SAY that! SOME SAY that I am a PRETTY FLY I'm not GIVING up, I GIVE IT ALL I GIVE IT ALL! I GIVE IT ALL! Yeah!! Turn on the RADIO, CALL YOUR FRIENDS And sing the ANTHEMS of our life Turn on the RADIO And sing the ANTHEMS of our life CALL YOUR FRIENDS and Let’s FREAK OUT HYBRID MOMENTS That tell THE STORY OF MY LIFE I won’t let it FALL BACK DOWN GENERATOR Got something STICKIN' IN MY EYE ONE LAST CARESS ALL TORN DOWN MOTIVATION MY BRAIN IS HANGING UPSIDE DOWN OVER MY HEAD ROTTING OUT! Anthems of our lives, Anthems of our lives (MY BRAIN IS HANGING UPSIDE DOWN)
13.
Russian Beers 02:23
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‘Cause I saw you at the bar and I didn't know your name Then I found out, now I don’t know your age You gotta be mine come whatever may ‘cause the time is running out, I’m going Insane ‘Cause I saw you drinkin russian beers You at the futbolín ‘Cause I saw you, then you looked at me Drinkin russian beers I saw you at the pub, I saw you downstairs I wanted to die when I saw your pretty face Girl, you will be mine, or I’ll fall from grace ‘cause the time is running out, I’m going Insane ‘Cause I saw you drinkin russian beers You at the futbolín ‘Cause I saw you, then you looked at me Drinkin russian beers (x2) You drinkin russian beers You at the futbolín ‘Cause I saw you, then you looked at me Drinkin russian beers ‘Cause I saw you drinkin russian beers ‘Cause I saw you at the futbolin ‘Cause I saw you, then you looked at me Drinkin russian beers Drinkin’ fuckin’, Russian fuckin’ X2 Beers!
14.
Deck The Holiday 01:14
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Deck the holidays with party la la la la la la la la la Whore, whore, whore!!! Summertime at last is coming I can feel the sweat go down my back Outside the streets are boiling You can fry an egg upon the ground Classes are finally over la la la la la la la la Deck the holidays with party la la la la la la la la la Merry fuckin' summer!!! Classes are finally Over la la la la la la la la la la Deck the holidays with party la la la la la la la la la Deck the holidays with party la la la la la la la la la Deck the holidays with party la la la la la la la la la Classes are finally Over la la la la la la la la la la Deck the holidays with party la la la la la la la la la
15.
Can't Stop Melting 04:10
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Every time I look at your eyes I just can see an idyllic future where there’s just you and me Cause I’m so motivated with this relationship that nothing’s gonna make me stop dreaming this dream Can’t stop melting every day! When I see your smile, when you show me your teeth my body starts to shake! I can't stop melting everyday Melting every day! When you look at me, I just cannot breathe Melting every day! Baby, I can't help it, you’re so perfect for me you’re driving me insane but I can deal with it don’t you ever leave me, cause you’re a part of me forever by your side I am meant to be I'm melting every day! When I see your smile, when you show me your teeth my body starts to shake! I can’t stop melting everyday Melting every day! When you look at me, I just cannot breathe Melting every day! How I miss you now that I’m lonely On my bed, writing this things So I express my love to my baby With my heart, with my music

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released June 1, 2016

- Sergi Gallardo: Vocals / Guitar
- Pablo Gomez: Guitar/Backing Vocals
- Nest Pallarès: Bass/Backing Vocals
- Dídac Gascón: Drums/Backing Vocals

Recorded and mastered at Amplifire Studio by Carles Comas and Gerard Rigau

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Woodchuck Barcelona, Spain

Punk-Rock Band from Barcelona looking forward to have fun.

- Sergi Gallardo: Vocals / Guitar

- Pablo Gomez: Guitar/Backing Vocals

- Nest Pallarès: Bass/Backing Vocals

- Albert Liaño: Drums/Backing Vocals ... more

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